-You: Are you going out with us for a
drink later?
She : Maybe. I don't know what
are your plans
You: My plans? Well, I have to stop by
the framing place to see how they're coming along with mounting
my Congressional Medal of Honor. They're finding it hard
to squeeze it inside the same frame alongside my Medal of
Freedom. Then I have a conference call with Bill Gates.
After that, I'm kind of free for a drink.
-Situation: 2 girls at a table. Pick up
your drink, walk over to the table with a slight smile on
your face, and say
You: What, are you girls shy or something?
They: no, why?
You: Because I've been sitting at the
next table for at least a half hour and you haven't come
over to say hi to me!
-You: You know what they say about girls
who wear these, right? (pointing to her large hoop earrings)
She: What?
wait 2 seconds before you say the following.
You : That you cant afford enough jewelry,
so you use your bracelets as earrings.
(pretending like she said I was right about her): Dammit,
I hate it when Im right! Are all the rich girls taken or
what? (I start walking away, but she grabs you by the arm,
if she doesn't, that's her loss)
-You: What a cute watch (bracelet). Did
you get that with the kids meal at MCdonalds?
-Situation: She puts on her makeup in a public place. What
I'll do is keep looking at her as she puts on her makeup.
She will always look up to see if anybody is looking, when
she catches you looking, give her a very warm and friendly
smile and maybe even raise an eyebrow then give her a thumbs
up or that thing where you make a circle with your thumb
and index finger and leave the other three finger out as
if to say, job well done. The key is to come across as very
friendly and approachable with a dash of mischief. I can
guarantee you she will give you a bashful smile. That is
your queue to approach her and chat her up.
-You: I am sweet, all the ladies want
a piece. Look! Look at you, you are getting hot! Ha ha.
Stop treating me like a sex object!
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